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Quotations by chelsea handler american comedian born february 25 1975.

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By quotezine team february 15 2016 10 17 pm 7k views. Chelsea handler inspirational quotes my mother told me that life isn t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. Network from 2007 to 2014 and is currently preparing to host a show on netflix in 2016. In a relationship the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself.

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It takes a lot of effort. With a net worth of approx. She hosted a late night talk show called chelsea lately on the e. When chelsea handler s manager irving azoff announced that her plans to leave the e.

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Chelsea joy handler is an american comedian actress author television host producer and activist for gay rights. Facebook post by chelsea handler from jan 28 2015 45 copy quote my mother told me that life isn t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being.